2023 Reviews
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Paper Mario 64
8.5/10 – 25 hours Review as written on 8/6/2023 Endlessly cute, charming, and clever. A game…
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Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
9/10 – 22 hours Review as written on 7/31/2023 MAN I’M FREEZIN MA BALLS OFF DOUBLE…
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Pikmin (HD)
7.5/10 – approx 10 hours 1/2026 Addendum Do I dare revisit this game? I think I…
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Metroid Prime (Remastered)
8.7/10 – 18 hours Review as written on 7/8/23 Tree dee samosa!! Metroid’s jump into 3D…
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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
9.5/10 – approx 130 hours 1/2026 Addendum: This is undoubtedly a solid game, but time has…
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Pokémon Blaze Black 2 / Volt White 2
9.5/10 – 53 hours Review as written on 5/15/2023 God bless Drayano and his team for…
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Pizza Tower
9.2/10 – 13 hours Review as written on 4/23/23 A scrimblo bimblo’s dream. “HOLY SHIT!!!” Within…
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Celeste
9.2/10 – 10 hours Review as written on 3/17/2023 There’s a “hidden gem” joke here somewhere……
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WarioWare Inc: Mega Microgame$
7.8/10 – 1 hr 44 min Review as written on 2/28/23 HURRY UP! Timeless and fun,…
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Elden Ring (2023 Past GOTY)
9.5/10 – 102 hours at the time of reviewStory finished on 3/13/23, 107 hours Review as…